Just Once I would like to hear......

Just once I would like to hear the following out of some presidential  candidates mouth:
Hi, I am so-so and I am running for President. You are probably wondering what I stand for and what I will do if elected so I am here to tell you the honest truth. I have no clue. I would tell you I will change the world and make it better but let's face it, the crystal ball broke so I have no idea if that is going to happen. I would like to tell you no new taxes but who am I kidding? We all know that's a lie. It can happen. I would like to tell you I will make sure that gas never goes above $2 again but unless some miracle happens, I wouldn't hold my breath if I was you. I would like to tell you that I will make it a law that everyone gets a $2 raise every year and everyone will have a job but I admit, that would be a lie too. I would tell you that I will end the war and never start one but there is always some jackass in another country that is stupid enough to test this theory out. I would like to tell you that I will never do anything wrong but I am human and I make mistakes.. big ones.. huge. I would like to tell you that if you vote for me it it will not be a mistake but I can't because it can be. We have no idea what the future brings. I can only say I will try and do a better job and try and fix the past and make the future brighter. If I win and I only get 4 years, well at least you were warned that this could be a mistake.
My friends, this is not for any certain party, it is not directed to anyone or anything, it's just something I would love to hear just once. If you are still reading this, you can like, comment, agree, disagree, and if you want, steal it for your own blog.

OMGODZILLIA!

Wow! The nice people of bloggerville has revamped the blog. They added FONTS!! Anyone who knows me, knows I love me some new fonts! I even rotate fonts on my phone. Now for some of you, this might not be newsworthy but it is to me. I thought the template was good but nothing compared to fonts. I might actually blog more with  this new development. Right after I finish my nails which I started when I decided to check and see if my blog was even still around. Yes I am easily distracted at times and fonts will do it every time.